Dedication
Early Reviews
Guide to the Best Gifts in this Book
Chapter 1: Toiletries
Chapter 2: Edibles
Chapter 3: Mugs
Chapter 4: Housewares
Chapter 5: Jewelry and Ornaments
Chapter 6: The Female Form
Chapter 7: What a Dick!
Chapter 8: Critters
Chapter 9: Books
Chapter 10: Games
Chapter 11: Toys
Chapter 12: Attire
Chapter 13: Uncategorizable
Bibliography
The CJG Media Award
Acknowledgments
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